听说铅笔爱上了作业可作业却爱上了橡皮
[tīng shuō qiān bĭ ài shàng le zuò yè kĕ zuò yè què ài shàng le xiàng pí]
Translating as 'They say the pencil fell in love with homework but the homework is in love with the eraser,' this whimsical username captures childhood sentiments and the struggles with study and correction.