听说接吻可以瘦怪不得我瘦不了
[tīng shuō jiē wĕn kĕ yĭ shòu guài bù dé wŏ shòu bù le]
Kissing Helps Losing Weight, Which Explains Why I Don't Lose Weight hints playfully and humorously at a desire to lose weight without actual effort and attributes lack of results due to lack of kissing experiences rather than acknowledging real reasons behind failed attempts to lose body mass.