听说接吻可以瘦身怪不得我瘦不了
[tīng shuō jiē wĕn kĕ yĭ shòu shēn guài bù dé wŏ shòu bù le]
'Heard Kissing Helps You Lose Weight, No Wonder I Can’t Lose Any', combines a humorous notion about a rumor or belief that frequent kissing burns calories, and humorously blaming the speaker's inability to lose weight due to a lack of kisses.