施主放心老衲劫色不劫财
[shī zhŭ fàng xīn lăo nà jié sè bù jié cái]
This phrase humorously combines elements from traditional Buddhist culture with modern jest. It translates to 'Patron, rest assured, this monk robs people for affection, not money.' Here '老衲' (lao na) is used by monks referring to themselves, and '劫' means 'rob.' This name suggests a playful, cheeky nature, possibly hinting at flirtatiousness rather than a genuine threat.