什么长发及腰不如短发凉快什么事业有成不如跳海实在
[shén me zhăng fā jí yāo bù rú duăn fā liáng kuài shén me shì yè yŏu chéng bù rú tiào hăi shí zài]
This name contrasts superficial ideals like long hair and career success with a more cynical view that short hair is more comfortable and suicide (jumping into the sea) is a realistic response to life pressures. It conveys frustration with conventional values.