骚年我狠想你姑凉我狠爱你
[sāo nián wŏ hĕn xiăng nĭ gū liáng wŏ hĕn ài nĭ]
A playful way to say 'Teenager, I miss you so much; Girl, I love you so much.' This combines colloquial terms for a young person (騷年/少年 saonien) and girl (姑凉 gu_liang), which is phonetically similar to 'girl' in Mandarin, emphasizing feelings through youthful slang.