如果我结婚你会来莫笑话我结婚岂会不去
[rú guŏ wŏ jié hūn nĭ huì lái mò xiào huà wŏ jié hūn qĭ huì bù qù]
It's more a rhetorical sentence meaning: if I get married, would you laugh at me? Of course you will come since it’s marriage after all, showing slight embarrassment mixed with certainty and invitation toward friends when talking about getting married.