人丑嘴不甜长得磕馋还没钱
[rén chŏu zuĭ bù tián zhăng dé kē chán hái méi qián]
A humorous self-deprecating name translating to: 'ugly person with a bitter mouth, short stature, a sweet tooth, and no money'. It is used in a light-hearted way, usually expressing modesty or making jokes about oneself.