惹我小心溺屎身亡
[rĕ wŏ xiăo xīn nì shĭ shēn wáng]
This name uses colloquial slang humorously meaning 'if you provoke me, I may accidentally die from laughing too hard (literally means dying due to shitting oneself from shock)'. It implies self-defense with sarcasm against those who might provoke.