请叫我小胖纸
[qĭng jiào wŏ xiăo pàng zhĭ]
Please call me chubby/babyfat paper, 'paper' as '仔'(a suffix showing endearment) sounds phonetically similar to English word 'paper'. This name is adorable and cute; it gives a playful impression like the user doesn't care about being plump, wanting people to accept and love them just the way they are with some humorous and childlike quality.