你为什么这么高啊因为我要保护你呵
[nĭ wéi shén me zhè me gāo a yīn wéi wŏ yào băo hù nĭ hē]
'Why are you so tall? Because I'm here to protect you haha!' This name conveys a feeling of being strong enough to take care of others while adding a lighthearted laugh at the end to lighten this heavy concept.