你的虚伪瞎了我的狗眼
[nĭ de xū wĕi xiā le wŏ de gŏu yăn]
'Your Hypocrisy Blinded My Dog's Eyes' is used sarcastically expressing disdain towards perceived hypocrisy in others. The humor arises from comparing human judgment affected by another’s insincerity or double standards to a dog whose eyes are figuratively blinded by it, adding flair of satire into username.