离我远点我有洁癖
[lí wŏ yuăn diăn wŏ yŏu jié pĭ]
'Stay away from me; I have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)' can either be serious or humorous in intention depending on the context used in. It tells others to not get too close or casual due to one's obsession for tidiness.