老湿我的作业昨晚私奔了
[lăo shī wŏ de zuò yè zuó wăn sī bēn le]
A humorous and whimsical phrase combining 'teacher (Laoshī)' but intentionally mis-spelled as 'old wet', and saying that their homework ran away last night like an act of elopement, playfully depicting procrastination or unfinished assignments.