老娘没蛋怎么淡定
[lăo niáng méi dàn zĕn me dàn dìng]
In this context, '老娘' is a colloquial way for women to refer to themselves in a domineering tone. The latter part humorously refers to not being able to stay calm (a metaphor using 'eggs'). So this name combines defiance with a playful element.