快说我结婚你到底来不来别闹我不来你跟谁结 This is a playful challenge

Relation Nicknames

你结婚那天我来么你是新娘干嘛不来 [nĭ jié hūn nèi tiān wŏ lái me nĭ shì xīn niáng gān ma bù lái]
Would I Come On Your Wedding Day ? Why Not If You Are the Bride ? In casual conversations this name ...
等你结婚的时候我去闹场 [dĕng nĭ jié hūn de shí hòu wŏ qù nào chăng]
An amusing somewhat sarcastic promise to show up at someones wedding uninvited or perhaps disrupt ...
我结婚的时候你来不来废话我是新郎干嘛不来 [wŏ jié hūn de shí hòu nĭ lái bù lái fèi huà wŏ shì xīn láng gān ma bù lái]
A humorous play on words asking a question in a rhetorical manner It implies certainty about inviting ...
我婚礼你来不来我不来你和谁结 [wŏ hūn lĭ nĭ lái bù lái wŏ bù lái nĭ hé shéi jié]
This username humorously expresses a situation where the user is uncertain if the person will attend ...
当不当我媳妇当不当我相公 [dāng bù dāng wŏ xí fù dāng bù dāng wŏ xiāng gōng]
In this humorous context it portrays someone playingfully questioning about marriage The speaker ...
我结婚你要来嘛我不来你结个屁 [wŏ jié hūn nĭ yào lái ma wŏ bù lái nĭ jié gè pì]
A provocative statement in a humorous tone that demands presence at a wedding suggesting that a friends ...