恐萝莉的怪蜀黍
[kŏng luó lì de guài shŭ shŭ]
‘Weird Uncle Afraid of Lolitas’ humorously or self-deprecatingly refers to an older person being nervous or uneasy around young, adorable girls (Lolitas here generally denote cute young girls instead of strictly the definition from ‘Lolita’ novel context.)