脚踏两只船你划得真漂亮
[jiăo tà liăng zhĭ chuán nĭ huà dé zhēn piāo liàng]
An ironic expression for deceit; literally 'stepping on two boats'. It sarcastically praises a person managing infidelity relationships or commitments cleverly yet negatively judges disloyalty behavior at the same time.