狗屎味儿小仙女辣条味儿老司机
[gŏu shĭ wèi ér xiăo xiān nǚ là tiáo wèi ér lăo sī jī]
Dog Poop Fairy with Hot Stick Flavor Veteran: Combines elements in an eccentric way—ranging from the cute and spiritual (fairy) to spicy food lover to someone experienced (old driver). An oddly specific and whimsical name that may be used humorously