短发齐耳冬天冻死你长发及腰夏天热死你
[duăn fā qí ĕr dōng tiān dòng sĭ nĭ zhăng fā jí yāo xià tiān rè sĭ nĭ]
It humorously exaggerates the pros and cons of short hair versus long hair: 'If your short hair is only reaching your ear, winter cold could chill you to the bone; but when having waist-length hair, hot summer weather might overheat you.'