短发及耳是丸子长发及腰是贞子
[duăn fā jí ĕr shì wán zi zhăng fā jí yāo shì zhēn zi]
This phrase vividly describes two contrasting hairstyles using pop culture references: '丸子' (marbles) metaphorically refers to short hair styled into round shapes like pompadours, and '贞子' from the Japanese horror movie The Ring with very long hair, evoking a scary image. Overall, it expresses humor and satire.