都是自来水装什么优乐美
[dōu shì zì lái shuĭ zhuāng shén me yōu lè mĕi]
Literally translates as 'If you're tap water, why pretend to be URM (a brand of drink)?'. This satirical name pokes fun at pretentiousness by suggesting that one should not pretend to be better than what they truly are, like ordinary water dressing up as a premium drink.