等你长发及腰蹲坑记得要撩
[dĕng nĭ zhăng fā jí yāo dūn kēng jì dé yào liáo]
A somewhat teasing and playful name, this phrase 'Waiting for Your Long Hair To Reach Waist Level and Remember to Flirt Even While Squatting' mixes anticipation of traditional feminine grace (long hair is a classic sign of womanhood) with irreverence and humor (flirting while in awkward positions).