待你长发及腰蹲坑一定要撩
[dài nĭ zhăng fā jí yāo dūn kēng yī dìng yào liáo]
An unconventional expression that combines a romantic wait ('waiting till your hair reaches your waist')—which traditionally represents longing for marriage—with humor ('playing while on the toilet'), showcasing a mix of affectionate expectation and lightheartedness.