待我长发及腰分叉肯定
[dài wŏ zhăng fā jí yāo fēn chā kĕn dìng]
Means 'wait till my hair grows to my waist; it will definitely have split ends'. It uses the goal of growing long hair, a sign of femininity, with a humorous twist acknowledging potential challenges like split ends, hinting at realistic expectations.