待我婚纱落地绊死祢可好
[dài wŏ hūn shā luò dì bàn sĭ mí kĕ hăo]
When I walk down the aisle in my wedding gown and stumble, how about tripping you too? The tone could either be light-hearted self-deprecation or sarcasm toward an ex-partner, depending on context.