带你长发及腰肯定静电不少
[dài nĭ zhăng fā jí yāo kĕn dìng jìng diàn bù shăo]
'Long Hair Down To Waist Means Plenty Static Electricity Will Come Along,' indicates a humorous, perhaps self-deprecating remark where the speaker imagines leading a specific person who might have longer hair causing static (perhaps a comment on difficulties and peculiarities associated with having long hair) and implying certain quirky situations.