臣妾做不到前凸后翘
[chén qiè zuò bù dào qián tū hòu qiáo]
Your Humble Servant Can't Be Perfectly Curvy: This is a playful reference mixing the humble way to refer oneself as a '臣妾 (your humble servant)', commonly found in historical drama, and a desire or lack thereof for curvaceous physical attributes.