菜牙我赖上你猪婆我爱上你
[cài yá wŏ lài shàng nĭ zhū pó wŏ ài shàng nĭ]
A playful mix of casual terms of endearment and expressions of dependency, translating loosely to 'weak teeth rely on you, old woman (jokingly) falls in love with you.' This suggests an amusing, unconventional way of declaring attachment and love.