不要勾引我我以为你扣屎
[bù yào gōu yĭn wŏ wŏ yĭ wéi nĭ kòu shĭ]
A humorous or exaggerated statement implying 'Don't tease me; you're just trying to make a fool out of me.' There's some wordplay as '扣屎' sounds somewhat similar to '诱惑我' (tease me) in Chinese but means something entirely different.