毕竟你喜欢酸凉而我姓田
[bì jìng nĭ xĭ huān suān liáng ér wŏ xìng tián]
'Since you like sourness and coolness, while my surname is Tian.' This unique name combines preferences (for something tart and cold) and identity (surname) into a playful contrast between taste and personal details.