总有刁民要害朕
[zŏng yŏu diāo mín yào hài zhèn]
Means 'There will always be bad people trying to harm me'. '朕' here means 'emperor' and is traditionally used by the emperor to refer to himself, but modern users often use it as an humorous or ironic way to refer to oneself, making this pseudonym a satirical complaint.