自作多情小撒比
[zì zuò duō qíng xiăo sā bĭ]
'Zì zuò duō qíng xiǎo sā bǐ' means 'Overassuming (misguided) small bastard.' This self-deprecating name suggests someone who often overthinks or imagines nonexistent feelings others may have for them, and acts foolishly due to it.