装逼卖萌无所不能抽烟喝酒样样都通
[zhuāng bī mài méng wú suŏ bù néng chōu yān hē jiŭ yàng yàng dōu tōng]
The phrase translates as 'Pretending to be Cool, Acting Cute—I Can Do Everything: Smoking, Drinking,' and implies multifaceted abilities but with playful and somewhat cynical undertones. It conveys versatility mixed with irony.