朕要去幼儿园泡妹纸
[zhèn yào qù yòu ér yuán pào mèi zhĭ]
This humorous name combines imperial arrogance (朕 refers to 'I' used by emperors) with childish whimsy, stating 'I am going to the kindergarten to meet cute girls'. It's likely not serious but meant to be fun or exaggeratedly casual.