朕掐指一算开学必有大乱
[zhèn qiā zhĭ yī suàn kāi xué bì yŏu dà luàn]
'I Calculate by Myself That Chaos Will Erupt When School Starts'. Here, '朕' usually refers to the emperor in historical context but can humorously refer to oneself. This implies a prediction of chaos and disruption when school starts, suggesting an anticipation or dread for the events ahead.