朕很萌妾很屌
[zhèn hĕn méng qiè hĕn diăo]
'Your Majesty is cute, and Concubine (me) is awesome.' Here '朕 (Zhen)' stands for the emperor in ancient China, using it in this sense adds a dramatic element and '妾（qie)' means concubine in traditional imperial society of China. Overall, it combines humorously self-appreciation (cute) on the side of 'the emperor' and confident assertiveness (awesome) from 'concubine' with some playful and ironic overtones.