张慌失措
        
            [zhāng huāng shī cuò]
        
        
            '惊慌失措 (jīng huāng shī cuò)' correctly means 'in great consternation; bewildered'. However, the given phrase seems to incorrectly replace characters. Intending to imply 'being flustered and anxious', this name might humorously portray somebody struggling comically or seriously during unexpected events or stresses.