再不理我我就去跳楼没事还有棵歪脖子树
[zài bù lĭ wŏ wŏ jiù qù tiào lóu méi shì hái yŏu kē wāi bó zi shù]
It loosely translates into a sarcastic comment about attempting suicide if someone ignores the user, then noting there’s an alternative option available (like jumping off a bent tree). It uses hyperbole to describe extreme measures to get attention or care from someone important in your life.