英语不及格因为我爱国生物不及格因为我纯洁
[yīng yŭ bù jí gé yīn wéi wŏ ài guó shēng wù bù jí gé yīn wéi wŏ chún jié]
A humorous take implying 'My poor English grades are due to patriotism, failing biology due to innocence'. The joke combines national pride and naive innocence to mock the idea of excelling academically at the expense of character. However, using nationalism this way should be approached sensitively regarding audience and context.