医院治不了的病我都有
[yī yuàn zhì bù le de bìng wŏ dōu yŏu]
'I Have Diseases That Hospitals Cannot Cure' expresses self-deprecation with humor. People with this kind of nickname are usually self-mockingly describing themselves as people with problems that medicine or medical treatment cannot solve, whether these are physical ailments or metaphysical, psychological issues.