小子我算什么丫头我媳妇呗
[xiăo zi wŏ suàn shén me yā tóu wŏ xí fù bei]
Roughly translates to 'What kind of guy am I? Just treat me like a wife.', this name conveys self-deprecation and perhaps hints at being someone unimportant but affectionately calling out to be cared for.