瞎了我24K纯金钛合金狗
[xiā le wŏ 24k chún jīn tài hé jīn gŏu]
A humorous exaggeration: 'Blinded by my 24K gold titanium alloy dog,' indicating an absurdly expensive pet or an overly extravagant lifestyle, possibly implying mockery or disbelief at the materialism shown off by some.