无敌奥特曼受伤小怪兽
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Combining the iconic hero Ultraman ('无敌奥特曼') with a damaged monster ('受伤小怪兽'), this name reflects an ironic self-description. While Ultraman represents bravery and protection, the 'injured monster' suggests vulnerability, humorously implying a flawed hero.