我只负责烧饭洗衣疼老婆我只负责吃饭逛街愛老公
[wŏ zhĭ fù zé shāo fàn xĭ yī téng lăo pó wŏ zhĭ fù zé chī fàn guàng jiē ài lăo gōng]
This is a playful yet affectionate statement from both spouses defining their respective roles in marriage. The wife takes on the responsibilities of cooking, doing laundry, and showing affection for her husband; whereas, the husband is responsible for eating well and shopping around with love for his wife.