我愿把我同桌捐出去抗日
[wŏ yuàn bă wŏ tóng zhuō juān chū qù kàng rì]
In a satirical style, this name suggests wishing to contribute or sacrifice something insignificant (like a disliked desk mate) toward a greater cause. Historically referenced, it plays on patriotism while expressing dissatisfaction in an everyday situation such as having a bad classmate.