我有拖延症却从不会迟到
        
            [wŏ yŏu tuō yán zhèng què cóng bù huì chí dào]
        
        
            'I suffer from procrastination yet I'm never late.' Despite acknowledging having a problem with delaying things (a common habit among people), this person somehow still manages to accomplish necessary tasks without delay when time is really important.