我有病你是药吗
[wŏ yŏu bìng nĭ shì yào ma]
Translates to 'I'm ill, are you medicine?' Used sarcastically often between two quarreling parties or when someone is having some trouble; it means ‘if I have some issues, can you cure me?' or 'is it your duty to handle my problems?'. In this way, both parties acknowledge that they may need help but doubt whether the other party could really be helpful.