我有病你没药 This is somewhat selfdeprecating loosely meaning I have issues

Relation Nicknames

我有病难伺候 [wŏ yŏu bìng nán sì hòu]
A somewhat blunt and humorous way to say I have problems dont mess with me It could suggest difficulty ...
你有病你有药 [nĭ yŏu bìng nĭ yŏu yào]
You have a disease you have medicine It sarcastically refers to someone who has problems but can solve ...
你不是一无所有你还有病 [nĭ bù shì yī wú suŏ yŏu nĭ hái yŏu bìng]
Youre Not Completely Empty Because You Still Have Problems is a humorous way of saying that while ...
你没药 [nĭ méi yào]
This sounds like slang indicating that you have problems or are in trouble suggesting youre incurable ...
我有病呀 [wŏ yŏu bìng yā]
This translates to Im sick or I have a problem It can be an expression of selfdeprecation or acknowledging ...
没事人品问题 [méi shì rén pĭn wèn tí]
No Worries but Character Issues suggests an ironic or selfdeprecating tone on acknowledging personal ...
你有病我有药我没病不要药 [nĭ yŏu bìng wŏ yŏu yào wŏ méi bìng bù yào yào]
This is a clever wordplay that humorously implies if you have problems illness I have the solutions ...