我有病可他是命
[wŏ yŏu bìng kĕ tā shì mìng]
This name carries a sarcastic and dramatic tone, indicating that while the person admits they might have issues (symbolized by 'being sick'), there's an unbreakable bond or obsession with someone else. The 'disease' represents deep affection that makes one feels 'sick' yet inseparable from it.